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Sankeys 12 Xmas Crackers

12 pest related jokes for the festive Christmas season.

What is a rat’s favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

What ballet do squirrels like?

The Nutcracker!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?

Mickey Moose!

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?

Three blind mice!

Why do flies chase garbage trucks?

They love fast food!

What should you do if a fly lands on your pepperoni?

Give it a pizza your mind!

How do bees brush their hair?

With a honey comb!

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?

They got married in the spring!

How do fleas travel?

They itch-hike!

What did the sushi say to the bee?


Which kind of bugs live in clocks?


What medicine would you give an ill ant?


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